Let's face it you would buy this .
Tits and arse and a tennis court .
Picked up in a supermarket just a few years ago amazingly .
Seems like a dream now .
And when you get home with it ( without any shame at the checkout because you had a few cans of lager too and the checkout girl thought she was just signing off the 18 only on them ) a good knob twaddle was had
