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Originally Posted by footstep
Wish granted. You are Max Eisenhardt.
But your power control over magnetism doesn't work anymore.
Because you are retired! 
You finish in a lost little planet far far away in the galaxy......
alone.
I wish I could I were a time traveller. |
Granted. You have incurable narcolepsy. At various times of the day, and entirely against your will, you fall asleep and awake ten minutes later. You have no memory of falling asleep so it seems you have moved into the future. The day you fall asleep while entering an elevator is immortalized on Youtube. The video shows you asleep on the floor part way in the door which keeps closing, hitting your head, re-opening and repeating. Of course you suffer brain damage and are retarded at 51. Congratulations.
I wish I was an unscrupulous Russian hacker so I could rig elections around the world until all Presidents and Prime Ministers were beautiful porn stars.