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Old January 10th, 2017, 12:37 PM   #3273
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Wish granted, however, I don't know how your retirement system works in France, but no matter. Your retired , but you get a letter from the French government retirement office saying that if you retire this early you cannot get your Social Security payments ( if you have that in France ), until age 65. You find that you can only live on your savings. That is ok for a while, but then due to some problem with the gas lines underneath your house a line ruptures and your house explodes. You had gone shopping a hour before this happened. When you get home, you home is not there, just a flaming hole and a lot of rubble. Then you find out that your house insurance won't pay for it. You have to buy a new house which severley depletes your savings. Then your on your way to your bank and it is hit by a meteor, and your bank is obliterated. Your whole life seems to going awry. Every day something happens to deplete more and more of your money. Eventually you're money is gone and you have to live on the street begging for money and food. None of your relatives will give you any help. Then one day you and some other homeless people are cooking food over an open fire and one of the them accidently lets a bottle of whiskey he had in his pocket, fall out of his pocket into the fire. The fire erupts into ball of flame and hits you and the others and you all get cooked to ashes.


I wish to have the ability to manipulate metal like that X-man Magneto.
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