LOL, well done for buying a VHS machine, as an early adopter you chose the right side of the VHS/ Betamax divide
I can see where you're coming from, if the neighbours knew what the OH and I got up to on occasion, well they'd probably choke on their Earl grey,
mutter mutter, they WHAT! Shouldn't be allowed, think of the house prices, I shall write a stiff letter to the Guardian, think of the children, mutter mutter.....