One fine morning Erich Honecker wakes up, climbs out of bed, opens the window and throws open the shutters.
"Good morning Sun" he says.
"Good morning Erich" says the Sun.
At lunchtime Erich wanders out on to the patio.
"Good day Sun" he says.
"Good day Erich" says the Sun.
After supper Erich strolls around the garden.
"Good night Sun" says Erich.
Silence.
"I said, good night Sun - why won't you answer me?"
"Fuck you!" says the Sun. "I'm in the West!"
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