Now I`m not saying this woman is airbrushed all to hell
Although am a whimsy cheesed she insists anybody who wants to send (Wants children so be warned) her a message has to have clear photos. A high income job , own home , own car plus be a mature adult
Yeah ok , ok then.
While we`re on the subject of "Wants".
I`d rather date someone who didn't put a list of demands , doesn't blur every single line on their face into oblivion, or have a nose that`s nearly put my own eye out already.
Twice
But I digest
Meanwhile and in far off (For me) Portsmouth
There`s beyond merely beautiful , and then there`s (Still
Single
) forty four year old ,under five foot ,doesn't what children ,Piscean , Kimberly
The doll writes down nothing other that she requires somebody that loves animals , the planet , doesn't take himself or life to seriously and is honest and loyal. She even (Awww) includes a photo of her and her mother.
So why haven't I contacted her yet you all furiously keep demanding
Hmmm that`s because she want`s somebody local
So has her settings that way
True could technically change my own profile and place myself slap center in that there Portsmouth.
Yet dare I present my locality to such a spectacular woman , in a dishonest manner
Isn't it bad enough when I contact her (
) I`ll boast about my solid three and a half inches
Yeah so I like to big up the length of , my middle fingers
What of it