What nobody else found my band amusing or the effort worthy ? , gee's hope the public aren't as demanding because my musical career might be over before it`s even begun
Oh well maybe a Christmas poem will help warm up the old thanking finger
- Santa`s Closing Time Visit -
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, i knew from the sound that bastard had fell . He spat on the floor while scratching his rear and stuffed all our stockings with empty bottles of beer , plus a bow covered dildo for my dad who`s a queer .Then rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart , that dumb arsehole blew the chimney apart .He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight
"Piss on you all , have a Fucking crap night !"
