Wish granted, but in order to get the money for those pay raises, you have to put risky ads all over VEF. After about 500 VEF members have their computers infected with malware, and many lose their porn collections, a mob of VEF members storms your house and beats the living bejeezus out of you.
A class action lawsuit is filed. VEF is taken away from you, and your wages are garnished forever to pay the huge settlement. Mal Hombre and Max Joker become the principle shareholders in the new VEF, and you are banned for life.
I wish Ariana Grande would do porn.
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So much porn, so little time...
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