[pharoahegypt]

Okay, big confession alert here..!!!!! I'm a tea leaf....!!! but i had a higher cause in mind.. my sexual education being a naive 15/16 year old at the time..!!!

This is going back to around 1985/6, when i used to go out most Saturdays with a couple of like minded friends, buying one of those all day cards you used to get to travel on both the buses and trains, all day, and all over the county. Being from Birmingham, this meant i could sample the delights of once 'foreign' places like Coventry, Dudley, Walsall, The NEC/International Airport, and of course, the ultimate.... Wolver-bloody-hampton ...!!!

During these regular travels, i was just getting into the idea of moving on from looking through my old man's stach of old porn mags that he hid in a sideboard; wondering what delights awaited me in more modern publications. Of course, being well under age to actually buy the necessary 'educational material', i had to resort to using other less scrupulous methods to gain the knowledge. Using the cover of a previously puchased tabloid newpaper, and of course the old trick of picking up two dirty mags from the shelf, but only replacing one back; i manged to purloin up to three publications most Saturdays; staching them away under my bed until i had the chance to relax and peruse said issues of luminary treats including M**fair, P***house, E*cort Reader's Wives; and of course, the odd copy of P***boy. It was in those distant days that i got my first proper glimses of such honerable pubic areas of such girls as Maria Whittaker, Suzanne Mizzi, and many more...!!!!!

Considering the regard in which these older publications, and their enclosed, fully bush laden ladies are now held.... was this such a henious crime...????? your thoughts please........!!!!