Sorry lovers of the shemale threads this ain`t one of those things
Actually this thread isn`t my fault i swear
But then you know me , i`m constantly blameless
No this bastard son of Satan came about because supposedly guys like to name penises
Their own i mean
I was told this barely twenty minutes ago by a female source of the female variety
Yeah like she`d know
I of course being the poster child for the masculine male species stood my firm ground and said what she was claiming was absolute flim flam .
That`s right i used the term " Flim flam " .
Look if that`s too strong for you you`re better off leaving this thread now as dats da way i play ok
Anyway she insists that all men , as in all men name their penises
In which case maybe i`s ain`t a male
Because i never have
Although if i did i might call him Mr Disappointment
Either that or Destructor
So , er , do any of you steadfast souls have a name for your bravest soldier
If so let us all know
If not then think of one and do the same
Well why not
Hey life`s too sort to not make fun of something even sorter , right
I jest of course, as it`s well known only members who`s members are large enough to have their own postcode are allowed to join this band of bulging brothers