Thought I'd start a thread where you get to put a dark twist on everyday things demonstrating how your neighbourhood is going rapidly downhill. 
I'll start us off then:
My neighbourhood is so rough that.....
The icecream vans have signs saying "Hit me and nick one."
My neighbourhood is so rough that.....
We don't have Jehova's Witnesses. Instead we've got Jehova's Bystanders because they witness ffck all!
(credit Roy 'Chubby' Brown)
My neighbourhood is so rough that.....
The kids have to be muzzled to protect the pitbulls. (off Grif.net)
