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Originally Posted by snark

What did the drummer say to the rest of the band - "shall I start the next song too fast or too slow" ?

That only happens when the front man Diva's up

How do you tell if the stage is level?
The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.


What's the last thing a drummer says in a band before he gets fired?
"Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?

Hey buddy, how late does the band play?"
"Oh, about a half beat behind the drummer."