To expand the idea a bit - non-specific annoyances in ads.
-Chemicals you've never heard of in beauty products
"Now with new fictionite to shrink the water molecules in your skin contravening the laws of physics & creating a tiny quantum singularity to just suck the ugly away"
-Claims by a "real person" who is obviously an out-of-work actor (& after the ad you realise why they're out-of-work)
-All men are whining babies at the first sign of a cold.
(when they're healthy they're just idiots)
-All women are obsessed with bingo & beauty products when they're not having orgasms over chocolate.
-In any group of more than 3 women in a public place the conversation will eventually turn to the subject of bowel problems.
-If the advert is for a training course a shop assistant will walk straight into a job as an IT consultant even though they have no experience & the qualification isn't recognised by any official body.
-Ant & Dec
-Your children will love you even more if you give them fruit instead of chocolate.
-At the first appearance of a stain on your favourite shirt a strange woman will appear with detergent suggestions.
-Christmas starts on November 6th.
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