“After he won yesterday’s Nevada caucus, Donald Trump said, ‘I love the poorly educated.’ Trump then said, ‘And when I’m president there’ll be more of them than ever.'” –Conan O’Brien
“If Donald Trump wins, my guess is America will look a lot like it did in ‘Back to the Future 2,’ when Biff was in charge.”–Jimmy Kimmel
“At a Donald Trump rally the other night, a supporter shouted out the Nazi salute ‘Sieg Heil!’ Trump immediately responded, ‘There is no place for that here – save it for my inauguration.'”–Conan O’Brien
“Donald Trump is the weak man’s vision of a strong man.”—Charles Cooke
“The good news is, President Obama was born in America. The bad news is, so was Donald Trump.” —Jay Leno
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?
- If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
Why isn't it surprising that Donald Trump wants to be President of the United States?
- Because it's not the first time he has pushed a black family out of their home!