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**Toxic Dog** · July 19th, 2007, 01:26 PM

All those German guys with bad mullets and silly moustaches who turn up in a lot of early '90s German porn on labels such as BB Kristall.

Marc "Dick-O'-Death" Wallace.

Mike Horner.

Joey Silvera.

Connie Dachs.

Dave Perry.

That French guy who looks like Robin Williams (especially when he's pulling stupid faces).

Andrew Youngblood (or Youngman - whatever his name is)

There are others whose names I don't know, but these guys are ones who spring immediately to mind.

I also dislike long, lingering close-ups of any male performer's face. As far as I'm concerned, all male porn performers are simply life support systems for penises, to be seen only from the chest down whenever possible. Porn is about the girls.

July 19th, 2007, 01:26 PM	#11
Toxic Dog Vintage Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Third rock from the Sun Posts: 369 Thanks: 1,100 Thanked 11,733 Times in 412 Posts	Re: Male performers that you think RUIN a porn film ? All those German guys with bad mullets and silly moustaches who turn up in a lot of early '90s German porn on labels such as BB Kristall. Marc "Dick-O'-Death" Wallace. Mike Horner. Joey Silvera. Connie Dachs. Dave Perry. That French guy who looks like Robin Williams (especially when he's pulling stupid faces). Andrew Youngblood (or Youngman - whatever his name is) There are others whose names I don't know, but these guys are ones who spring immediately to mind. I also dislike long, lingering close-ups of any male performer's face. As far as I'm concerned, all male porn performers are simply life support systems for penises, to be seen only from the chest down whenever possible. Porn is about the girls. __________________ Avatar: Own personal Polaroid. Ex-girlfriend (1990s). Happy Days!