Did you hear the one about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, "Bach,Bach,Bach."
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C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar. The bartender shows them the door and says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors."
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A sign at a music shop: " Gone Chopin. Bach in a minuet."
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What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Ba-Na-Na-Naaaaaa ( the opening strands of his ninth Symphony )
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