A man dies and goes straight to hell. As he looks around, he notes to his astonishment that it looks more like he is on vacation. Wonderful weather, a cloudless sky, the sun shines at a pleasant 30 degrees celsius to ingratiating music. Everywhere huge swimming pools with busty bikini beauties and many beach bars with a lush buffets. The devil personally comes to welcome him with a tray full of cool long drinks, and wishes him with a friendly smile a pleasant stay. Curious, the man continues to look around and notices a wall with a hole in it. As he peers through the hole he sees fire and smoke. Hundreds of grisly devils torture countless people incessantly in the most cruel way. Startled by the terrible sight, he asks the devil about the meaning of all this.
Oh that! says the devil. Those are the Bible-thumpers. They want it this way.
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