Originally Posted by HansReinhardt
This time, no one can blame the press but rather democracy itself as all of this was set off by Common Cause formed by a fellow Rep.
Since the events surrounding Clifford and The Donald hit the agencies today again, I am very pleased to annouce that Stephanie "Stormy" Clifford actually has confirmed that she signed a NDA with soon-to-be POTUS' personal lawyer Michael Cohen just before election day rewarding her the ridiculous amount of USD 130.000,-. And, not be be outdone, we notice SC's laywer Keith Davidson's efforts to deny the NDA thing are finally folding, as Gina Rodrigez, manager of SC, is lavishing the public (read: is blabbing around) with her analysis about the NDA in question, which was signed eleven years after the events of that 2006 charity golf tournament in Lake Tahoe, NV, where "Stormy" was "promoting" a film of hers in a "gift room". "I was like, yeah, of course", Clifford adds when asked about the details of how the two got together, not omitting that she signed a DVD of hers (this might become a huge seller one day, if it was only known which one) after having been asked by him to do so. Now, as Cohen breached the NDA, Clifford no longer feels legally bound to it.
No need to play coy anymore and the public is happily lavishing her with attention now, which she and The Donald are here for in the first place (you thought it was about sex or politics, didn't you?).
Hillarious fact: Cohen used alternative facts when he said he paid Clifford himself, because the money Clifford received was paid for by a company especially set up for this transaction in the tax paradise Delaware, which essentially makes one of Cohen's earlier statements at least partly right: the taxpayer is defintely not involved in anything. All we know is that Trumps campaign likely did not violate campaign finance laws. This part of the plan worked, although it included the disclosure of the non-disclosure agreement, or, in other words, in a classic Catch 22.
Now Ms. Clifford is yet to reveal when the wiener was sunk, or if it was sunk at all or engaged in another way.
Always remember, pornstars are craving attention exponentially, especially aging ones. This part of the plan did not work.
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