Redneck Jedi
You know you're a Redneck Jedi if:
1. You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
2. You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.
3. The worst part of living on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
4. You have ever used you light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
5. Wookies are offended by your B.O.
6. You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
7. Although you had to kill him you kinda thought that Jabba The Hut had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
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"I am the head of my state, the minister of my own church" --- Shirley Manson
"I am immortal now so watch out you freaks!"--- Shirley Manson
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