my personal version
-when there's porn on digital tv & you're still downloading !
-when yr gf is talking to you & you keep at it..
-when the landlord is asking you to nth time to cover up the ante-room(?)coz the neighbour's kids can see the boxes full of prn vhs overflowing up till the windows!
-when u don't want to sleep, coz you could be scanning magazines then...
-when cameltoe & milf start to sound like household words!
-when yr pc is full every damn day!!