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Old February 2nd, 2018, 10:23 AM   #13279
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Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?
Because if they were small, white and round they would be an Aspirin

What's the difference between an elephant and a mail box?
If you don't know I wouldn't trust you to post any mail

What comes in pints?
An elephant

Why do you never see elephants sitting in cherry trees?
They cunningly paint their toenails red to disguise themselves

How do elephants get down from cherry trees?
They sit on a leaf and wait until autumn

Why do crocodiles have flat heads?
They sit under cherry trees in the autumn.
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