And In Other News Today
I always loved it when news readers said that as a kid, right at the end of the news service with a news story that was just general interest or not serious enough to be news worthy.
But, what about a news story or headline you wanted to hear but unlikely never will, something like
And In Other News Today, Michael Jackson Admits to being "Not Normal"
Or
And In Other News Today, Queen Elisabeth released private sex videos, public applauds
or
And In Other News Today, Greenman moves out of his attic into billion dollar Manhattan appartment