[RjG57]

Being the generous person that I am I have put a great deal of thought into this so here are a few of my gifts.

Estreeter .................a brewery to own, anywhere, any country, sorry the Boags brewery is taken (by me).
Numbers2667............. The ownership of Score Magazine Group so you can find all the good stuff in the archives for VEF, not to mention being able to pick the girls for the mag.
GreenSkull ................An endless supply of long range tomahawk cruise missles should satisfy your need to destroy and cause mayhem throughout the world. At least you will have even more to tell us about, like..... guess who I blew up today!
Futuro .................the birthday present you always wanted Chlo3 V3vrier naked and horny, boy are you going to have fun unwrapping her.
Greenman ................a stain glass window for your attic since your view properly sucks, and wait for it a contract builder to construct you a sun deck on your roof.
Blondifan................ you can have the Boags brewery I really prefer Cascade anyway, unless you prefer wine in which case you can have WolfBiass winery in the Barossa Sth Aus.
Nin................... How about your own forum or better still VEF????????
Sohtatexas............. Well I guess the obvious, a guitar, bugger if I would know which one, so I guess I'll just give you a gift certificate and you can fill out the details.

I suppose for the members who may need some assistance in the area of the lower naughty bits, how about a life time supply of Viagra (mind you it may shorten it if you can't keep up the pace)

I love giving presents, all the happy smiling faces.
I can just see GreenSkull trying to convert his cruise missiles from high explosive warheads to atomic or chemical ones. Futuro trying to ripe the wrapping from around Chloe with his teeth, or Estreeter running from vat to vat personally testing every single one of them to ensure that the quality control has been right.