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**ruffroundedges** · May 7th, 2017, 04:25 PM

- It's ok to ask a guy how many inches his penis is But it gets weird when you ask the diameter of a girls vagina

- I love cooking children and dogs...but I hate using commas.

- My Wife: My gynaecologist says I can't have sex for a month. Me: Well, what did your proctologist say?

- Saw the wife at the bank today, not good news. I was hoping she'd wash further downriver.

- I keep making racist jokes about my Dad and his Thai bride. He finds it really annoying... And so does my dad.

May 7th, 2017, 04:25 PM	#1206
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