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Old October 7th, 2008, 08:14 AM   #1
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Thumbs up Women jokes

Don`t get it , this place is on the main filled with manly men who as such have to deal (Cope) with hormonal women .
Can it just be a tiny minority who gets it in the ear and groin from loony tooned time of the month nutjobs ? . If so then all i can say is " You lucky bastards "

Q. What's the difference between PMT and BSE?
A. One's a mad cow's disease and the other's an agricultural problem

Q. Why did God give women orgasms?
A. So they've got something else to moan about


Q. What's the difference between a woman and a coffin?
A. You come in one and go in the other


Q. How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch


Q. Why do men die before their wives?
A. They want to


Q. What have a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken got in common?
A. By the time you've finished with the breast and thighs, all you
have left is a greasy box to pop your bone in
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