Q. What's the first thing a woman does when she gets back from the battered women's clinic ?
A. The god damned dishes if she knows what's good for her
Q. Why do women get married in white ?
A. So they match the kitchen appliances !
Q. What have you done wrong when you wife comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you ?
A. Made the chain too long
Q. Why do women have short feet ?
A. So they can stand closer to the stove
Q. Why don`t women have a penis ?
A. So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink
Q. Why couldn't Heller Keller drive?
A. Because she was a woman
Q. How many men does it take to open a beer ?
A. None, it should be opened when she brings it to you
Q.What do you call a woman with two brain cells ?
A. Pregnant
Q. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first ?
A. The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in !
Q. What do you do when your dishwasher stalls ?
A. You hit her
Q. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes ?
A. Nothing, shes already been told twice
Q. A man runs over his wife and kills her. Whose fault is it ?
A. The man, he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen
