Have you ever cum in your pants?
This has happened to me twice. Back in the days before home video you had to go to a public theater if you wanted to jack to a porn film. I liked to go to the earliest shows because there were fewer patrons and a better chance of a little privacy. One morning it was pretty crowded. There were men in every row. Toward the end of the first film, I blasted off without ever laying a hand on myself. Really! Honest! I had to hurry through the lobby and down the street to my car, walking in a strange way so no one else could see the sticky mess on the front of my trousers.
A little more than a decade later, the same thing happened during a lap dance at a strip club.
So, c’mon. What about those embarrassing moments with the big wet stain on the front of your trousers. You can tell us. We’re all friends here.
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