At the moment this,
but may put a drop of sotch in it later on, depends how I feel.
Last night wonderful (step)son number two came home pissed out of his skull woke us all up three times then lay in the bathroom with the door open loudly puking his guts up. Then he went to bed like nothing had happened but an hour later started shouting and fidgeting about in his sleep, Mum had to wake him up. A couple of hours later we had to get up for a 120 mile drive.
We will get our revenge at some point. His bedroom is next to hours so maybe me and the missus will keep him awake all tonight by having loads of very noisy sex.