Q. What do you call two gay guys named Bob?
A. Oral Roberts.
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Q. What do you call an Irishman who wanks too much?
A. Onan O'Brien. [Not related to the Democratic late-night host, either...]
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[This one's to give Republicans equal abuse...]
Q. Why does Donald Trump talk with his hands?
A. Because he's the Imperial Wizard.
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Q. What do you call a musician who plays jazz and death metal?
A. Michael Bolt-Thrower.
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