Think you`ll find the majority of members are actually in a relationship or in the process of extracting themselves from one , but what the hell i don't mind passing on some handy household tips.
Such as if you want to cook an egg but are a loss what to do
Well i find heating it is a help. Just make sure you leave the shell on the side of the plate when you eat it (With your mouth by putting the egg in and making a grinding motion with your teeth) as those things aren't as digestable as they look
Face turning blue and the room spinning
Try inhaling , believe me it works wonders
Finished drying a serrated knife you just used to cut up next doors dog but don't know where to put it
Put it in a drawer , that way you`ll know where it is for when those same neighbours buy a replacement
Like Cliff Richard but don't know how to show it
Why not send him a bottle of his own wine with the label changed , that way he may drink it and finally be at eternal rest
