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Originally Posted by broxyma

Worse still - I used to wait for my parents to go to sleep before getting out my porn mags for a late night wank. No problems, until one awful night. As usual, I'd spread copies of Fiesta over the bed, open at all the good pages, and was just getting ready to go, when I heard movements on the landing. They werer still awake, and had seen that my light was still on.

In walked my father, and found me ready to go, porn mags spread all over the bed. All he said was 'go to bed - you should be asleep'!

Apart from the fact it was Mayfair, not Fiesta, that's exactly what happened to me :-)