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**trailmaster** · December 1st, 2016, 01:35 PM

Two state clerks meet in the corridor. One asks the other, "Couldn't sleep either?"
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Why do squirrels swim on their backs? So their nuts don't get wet!
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Why are frogs such happy animals? Becase they always eat whatever bugs them.
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That moment when you laugh so hard in a fancy restaurant that the wine comes back through your nose.
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Q: Is Google a he or a she?
A: A she, no doubt, because it won't let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas.
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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.
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What do you get if you crossbreed a sheep and a kangaroo? A wooly jumper.

December 1st, 2016, 01:35 PM	#12103
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,944 Thanks: 1,329,519 Thanked 707,681 Times in 60,118 Posts	Two state clerks meet in the corridor. One asks the other, "Couldn't sleep either?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do squirrels swim on their backs? So their nuts don't get wet! -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why are frogs such happy animals? Becase they always eat whatever bugs them. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- That moment when you laugh so hard in a fancy restaurant that the wine comes back through your nose. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Is Google a he or a she? A: A she, no doubt, because it won't let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do you get if you crossbreed a sheep and a kangaroo? A wooly jumper.