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Old July 24th, 2011, 04:00 PM   #27
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Originally Posted by tygrkhat40 View Post
It's a million pounds of farm-fresh excrement.

I wish my girlfriend had bigger tits.
She does in relative terms though - but only because your hands and head shrank. She leaves you as you're now a freak.

I wish for the ultimate cheese sandwich.
(yes I'm easily pleased)
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