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I realised she wasn't wearing any underwear and stood for what seemed to be hours staring at her smooth round cheeks and toned pins and as she oscillated on the steps with a little flash of labia for good measure.
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You lucky sod!
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Eventually she smoothed her dress down at the back and we were let onto the plane. I was still open-mouthed as we boarded and as I passed where she was sitting couldn't take my eyes off her. This led to me not looking where I was going and walked straight into the back of my wife as she had stopped at our reserved seats. I got an earful but that was worth it for the experience.
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Funniest thing I've read all day. Thanks!