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Old December 8th, 2017, 12:22 AM   #344
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To an unmarried woman named Hintz,
The mention of sex brings a wince.
In a burst of exuberance,
She sheathed my protuberance…
And she's just been aborted of quints.
Last edited by Mantissa; May 25th, 2018 at 02:09 PM.. Reason: spelling corrected
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