The was a man from Calcutta,
who tried to peep through a shutter,
all he could see,
was a young woman's knee,
and the arse of the man who was up her.
Another man from Calcutta,
tried to write cunt on a shutter,
he got to C U,
when a pious hindu,
kicked him right on his arse in the gutter.
There was a man named Bill,
who swallowed a gunpowder pill,
his bum backfired,
his heart expired,
and his willy shot over the hill.
There was a man from Cremorne,
who viewed all women with scorn,
a boy's fat white bum,
could not make him cum,
-old men's piles gave him the horn.
Last edited by nopar king; December 1st, 2009 at 07:34 PM..
Reason: spelling
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