There was a young girl from Throgmorton
Who had one long tit and a short 'un.
To make up for that,
She'd a hairy great twat,
And a fart like a 650 Norton.
There was a young lady from Kent,
With a cunt of enormous extent.
It was so deep and so wide,
The acoustics inside,
Caused an echo whenever you spent.
There was a young girl from Cape Cod,
Who dreamed she was sleeping with God.
‘Twas not the Almighty,
Who pulled up her nightie,
‘Twas Roger, the lodger, the sod.
There was a young man from Coblenz
Whose balls were quite simply immense:
It took forty draymen
A priest and three laymen
To transport them thither and hence.
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