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**trailmaster** · February 21st, 2018, 11:54 AM

There are four kinds of sex:

HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.

HALL SEX - After you've been married for manay, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "Fuck you"

COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.

February 21st, 2018, 11:54 AM	#13370
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,888 Thanks: 1,328,972 Thanked 707,166 Times in 60,062 Posts	There are four kinds of sex: HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room. BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom. HALL SEX - After you've been married for manay, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "Fuck you" COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.