I'm so childish that when my wife and I were on a tour of a beautiful 19th century mansion recently I kept whispering unfunny jokes to her about the lady of the house being unable to receive guests due to being still occupied on the enormous crapper*, to give my wife the 'inappropriate giggles' (when something isn't funny but you have to laugh because you know you mustn't) so that everyone kept turning around and looking at her, at which point I would shake my head and give her a censorious look too.
Kept that going for about 2 hours.
*(eg, Guide: "This is where the lady of the house would be able to see any guests approaching so that she could be ready to receive them." Me: *whispering to wife* "Then she'd shout 'I can't come now, I'm ont shitter with my copy of the Sun'" etc).
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