... meanwhile; blondifan who has donned scuba diving apparatus, has swum to the bottom of the deceptively deep jelly wrestling pool at the Tropicana and upon discovering a secret hidden chamber discovers many of the missing "Whatever Happened To ...?" thread models. Including the object of his own affections, who has had to assume another identity, because of lunatic obsessives like blondifan! blondifan decides to publish his own related story in an easy to read publication, 'beecuz he haz trubble with wordz' ...
.. and if you think i'd do that for just any girl (which i never did!) you're crazier than whoever thought this up!
However, some of the other models trapped in the hidden dungeon of despair do not fare as well
not only because of their mean mad suspiciously abscent captor, the "
Dungeon Maderator"
but because of...