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Old May 4th, 2015, 01:16 AM   #23
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I joined back in '08 after discovering VEF through a g00gle search. I've been a collector of 80's era porn for a couple of decades & this was the perfect place to share what I have as well as add to my collection. I joined with a slightly crooked penis, yet now it resembles a question mark. It's not as big a deal as you might think. You might be tempted to say, "What kind of woman would find a question mark attractive?" Drunk girls my Brothers, that's who. Dip it in Peppermint Schnapps & they'll be easily convinced that it's a Candy Cane.

On a serious note, I've always felt like I'm an alien dropped on this planet to monitor human activity. I've known for a long time that I'm black sheep within the human family. Here at VEF, I've found a few members that let me know I'm not the only alien dropped off on this blue rock spinning through an interstellar vacuum. MaxJoker, thanks for being the wackjob you are.

Even the Mods here are cool. Estreeter, Scoundrel, Keefriff, Sam Spade, Wendigo, Tornadoofsouls, just to name a few, even though I sadly omit some because I'm frequently stupid. Even the former Mods like my brother tygrkhat40 are cooler than Jack Frost's anal vapor!

Happy Birthday VEF. You are truly my home away from home, when I'm home, but looking for a different home to call my home.
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