(bull)Shit or Shinola? Put a bucket of each in front of me and I couldn't tell you which is which. My ass and a hole in the ground yes, but not a chance with shit & Shinola.
As George Carlin said: I wonder what the people from Shinola thought about that saying?
One of the good things about having a small dog is like in the third picture above it can tell you that she's not wearing any panties, go for it.
From the condition of Buffalo today it's tough to tell if this did or did not happen:
The newspaper frontpage I found at an old civil defence stuff site. It was pre-made and actually meant to be used in case of a real nuclear attack. There was also a front page for Syracuse, NY that they had but I don't think I saved it.