102. Ugh when i said it'd be great to do more things together this wasn't what i meant , dad
103. Sure i know it's seeping puss , can't you just work around it ?
104. Baaah Baaah , oh sorry i thought you were someone else
105. Wait let me open my eyes , aaaaaarrrgghhh !!!
106. But your grandma likes it
107. Hold still , i can't land a proper punch
108. If i told you i loved you , would that preempt the need for a cuddle ?
109. Whoops i think the condom broke ........... ten minutes ago
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