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Old March 7th, 2010, 07:46 PM   #4
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Vol. 8 No. 11 - Jo is on the cover in a sexy pink three-piece and stockings.



I have the issue, but cannot admit to wanking over the Jo "splat-poster". She does recommend that if you want to use (and then re-use) it, it would be a good idea to cover it in clingfilm or something similar. The poster was reversible of course with both a front and rear set of "targets"...

As for the points awarded or deducted, they were as follows:

Front:

Eyes: -200. As if any chick likes a lump of man-goo in their eye...
Mouth: 200.
Tits: 25.
Nipples (more specific): 50
Pussy: 100.

Back:

Hair: -400. Clearly Ms Guest was not a fan of warm "hair gel" a la There's Something About Mary.
Bum cheeks: 100
Bum crack: 200
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