Three women are waiting to be executed. One is a brunette, one is a redhead, and one is a blonde.
The brunette is called up and the executioner says do you have any last words and she says no. The executioner then continues and says ready, aim and then the brunette shouts earthquake, everyone is startled and jumps to the floor while the brunette escapes.
Then the redhead is called up and once again the executioner shouts any last words and once again the red head replies no. So the executioner shouts ready, aim and the red head shouts tornado. Everyone is scared and starts running around while the red head escapes.
By now the blonde understands what she has to do so when she gets called up and the executioner asks her if she has any last words she says no. Then once again the executioner shouts ready, aim and the blonde shouts FIRE!
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