Jones on sentry duty challenges a member of the public, 'Halt! Who goes there?'. He insists on seeing the mans id card. Can't read it, so hands the bloke his rifle so he can hold the card up to the light. Lets the guy go on his way and shouts after him, 'I'll send Raymond round with the sausages in the morning'
Not as good as the TV shows but an easy way to while away a hour or two!!