Stabbing oneself in the index finger
Certainly makes it ache a whimsy the next day
The finger too
Uh huh , who knew
The stabbing occurred last night. If I could explain exactly how it happened , would. One minute was pushing the fork into the pizza. The next , said fork bent to the side . Buckled , sprang up then plunged down into fulsomely arrogant Anglo-Saxon flesh
Being a
Mod (We're all chosen for our high tolerance to physical pain) I didn't notice first off.
Nope was only when I spied the blue blood on me crust that realised something was amiss