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Old March 14th, 2018, 10:08 AM   #1256
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Stabbing oneself in the index finger

Certainly makes it ache a whimsy the next day

The finger too

Uh huh , who knew

The stabbing occurred last night. If I could explain exactly how it happened , would. One minute was pushing the fork into the pizza. The next , said fork bent to the side . Buckled , sprang up then plunged down into fulsomely arrogant Anglo-Saxon flesh

Being a Mod (We're all chosen for our high tolerance to physical pain) I didn't notice first off.



Nope was only when I spied the blue blood on me crust that realised something was amiss
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