At the moment she's barely a friend (I have an old occasional girlfriend that lives a few towns away)
I guess first of all I accidently opened a new facebook account on my friends iPhone while unsuccessfully trying to log into my existing page, using the same password.
Then two women I know immediately sent friend requests. I redirected them to my real fbook account and they both accepted, although one later deleted my real account and kept the fake.
Somehow I get phone text messages whenever she posts, although I can't view them nor log into my fake account. I've told facebook to delete this account and her to delete my fakebook friendship, twice.
Saturday morning I get two texts at 5:19am saying "Did you just ring me?"
and after other texts all negating this, I am still waiting for an apology...
She also used to rent a house off my vicious ex, before she and her kids were illegally evicted.
At least we share a common dislike
She's 'a keeper'
I don't think.