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Originally Posted by CARLTON BROWN
745. American soldiers taking part in most wars from WW1 to the present day are always doing business deals in their spare time (and often when they are supposed to be working). Sometimes it's even with the enemy. They also smoke a lot of dope, act like hippies and don't like being given orders. Not surprisingly, they have won ever war in history and can often be identified in Ancient Rome or Greece by their accents. Americans will also win WW3, defeat any invasions by pesky aliens, win wars for friendly aliens and head off global disasters like asteroids or comets hitting the Earth. Time travelling Americans can be counted on to stop disasters from developing and have often done so.
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746: God help us everyone, when Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone and Tommy Lee Jones are dead.