[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by rosestone

Unfortunately my mother was a chronic alcoholic

Originally Posted by rosestone

It's been nearly two years since I had a drink, thank you Jeebus.

Originally Posted by rosestone

I'm just worried that if I start doing that, I'll 'waken the beast' once more.

What about using a pipe ?.
To smoke tobacco I mean.
In case you were thinking I meant crack.
It`s much gentler on the lungs , you look refined and can buy premium top quality ready rubbed nowadays.
There`s even an organic peach and cherry flavoured one available ... Ahem ... So I hear

I can't drink spirits as after a half dozen shots have the tendency to believe I can sing and dance extremely well.
When in truth I sing like somebody without vocal cords and dance like a knee capped Tiny Tim.

Currently glugging the icy cold usual



Once my posts begin making sense to me I stop.
As realise I've probably had enough